ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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