ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize