When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
if only i could text you this smell
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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