PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
