People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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