i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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