sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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