stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
you had me at cake vodka
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
