3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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