is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
ttyl tear gas
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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