The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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