Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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