I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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