Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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