Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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