3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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