I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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