i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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