talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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