so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
