Where did you get a picture of my penis
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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