Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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