when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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