I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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