So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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