Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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