why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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