Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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