So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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