dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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