I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
