You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm both gender and math confused
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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