My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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