Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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