Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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