I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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