We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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