She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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