Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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