he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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