Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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