That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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