If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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