What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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