is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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