Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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