I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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