Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
