YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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