SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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