I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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