Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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