We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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