just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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