well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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