there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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