He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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