just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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